I’ve decided that when I take a dump now I’m gonna call it dropping the bass
Sam every single day before work : “I’m gonna poop my pants”
I can’t believe this is happening.
rest in peace, robin williams.
I’m the most annoying person I’ve ever met and I guess I have to learn to be okay with that.
Man built god;
dragged himself upon a pedestal
kicked dirt in the faces of all other life
Crowned himself as deity
one time I got really high with my best friend’s mom and we cooked an entire salmon to cure the munchies. Good times
do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours