requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics
I don’t think we’re feeling the same things.
Somewhere along the way
My sense of self faded away.
Happy one year anniversary to us! Thanks for always waking up at five am to make sure frogs don’t jump on me when I leave for work in the morning :-) you’re the best guy a girl could ask for. Love you!
"Sam, I have to go to work in thirty minutes, why are you playing the game without me?"
“I’M JUST WATCHING!!!!”
People on Tumblr are fucking nuts lol losing your shit over someone “stealing” a gif you made like you own the damn movie/tv show it came from. Or being like DON’T DELETE MY COMMENTS!!! as if reblogging something without your commentary is a personal insult who the fuck are you even? Hella hurt over that Tumblr fame.
It’s the world’s tiniest Bluetooth.
Grand opening sale at work today. Eleven hour shift. Wish me luck.
Sam put dish soap in the dishwasher. I asked if he had ever done that before. He said “YES IT’S FINE”. It was not fine.