As wolves among sheep we have wandered
Elly, 23. Florida.
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"hiring entry level positions"

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

29.07.14 [via / source]
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I don’t think we’re feeling the same things.

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27.07.14 [via / source]
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Somewhere along the way
My sense of self faded away.

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We made an anniversary fort!

We made an anniversary fort!

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Happy one year anniversary to us! Thanks for always waking up at five am to make sure frogs don’t jump on me when I leave for work in the morning :-) you’re the best guy a girl could ask for. Love you!

Happy one year anniversary to us! Thanks for always waking up at five am to make sure frogs don’t jump on me when I leave for work in the morning :-) you’re the best guy a girl could ask for. Love you!

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"Sam, I have to go to work in thirty minutes, why are you playing the game without me?"
“I’M JUST WATCHING!!!!”

Mhmmmmmmmm

"Sam, I have to go to work in thirty minutes, why are you playing the game without me?"
“I’M JUST WATCHING!!!!”

Mhmmmmmmmm

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We’re really excited. Even though it’s only at 4%

We’re really excited. Even though it’s only at 4%

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myzaree:

People on Tumblr are fucking nuts lol losing your shit over someone “stealing” a gif you made like you own the damn movie/tv show it came from. Or being like DON’T DELETE MY COMMENTS!!! as if reblogging something without your commentary is a personal insult who the fuck are you even? Hella hurt over that Tumblr fame.

15.07.14 [via]
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It’s the world’s tiniest Bluetooth.

13.07.14 [via]
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“Maturing is realizing how many things don’t require your comment.”

— (via daianayumi)
13.07.14 [via / source]
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12.07.14 [via / source]
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Grand opening sale at work today. Eleven hour shift. Wish me luck.

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Can’t stop laughing.

Can’t stop laughing.

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Sam put dish soap in the dishwasher. I asked if he had ever done that before. He said “YES IT’S FINE”. It was not fine.

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